Watching Survivor

Survivor Fever has a TON of god stuff to keep us addicts thinking! One thing that I always check out is the Insider Transcripts of some of the cut footage that we don’t get to see from each Episode. Some of the stuff we miss is just comedy gold!

For instance:

STACY (to Alex): Cassandra and Dreamz…They’re such complainers. I can’t stand people who complain.

Um. Complain much?

(STACY and LISI, mainly Stacy, sit around the shelter and joke that Ravu will have to play charades with clues like “emaciated”, “anorexic”, “losing”, and “going home tonight”; the others look on somewhat uncomfortably)

LISI: That’s just bad.

EDGARDO: Let’s not make more fun, because then we’d get beat and that would be embarrassing.

EDGARDO (solo): Today’s probably the most important challenge that we’ve had so far, because it will define whether we’re really better than them, since this is the first mental challenge we’ve had. Or if we’re actually equal.

LISI: But we’re smarter than they are. No matter how intelligent Michelle tries to be, I’m smarter than she is. She’s probably the smartest person on their team. When it comes to intelligence, you’d have to wake up really early in the morning to beat me, dudes. That’s one thing I’m confident about. What about Yau-Man?

ALEX: Smart?

LISI: I’m not even tripping.

How fantastic is it that we were treated to this after that?

Yeah. Poetic Justice anyone?

And, of course:

STACY (solo): My whole take on the whole Dreamz and Cassandra thing is that if you can’t stand up for yourself, I’m not gonna do it for you. If you feel you’re not being included, say, “Hey guys, how can I pitch in?” You have to get off your ass and do something, say something. Come on. It’s Survivor.

Ha! No member of Moto has had to even PLAY Survivor yet. Oh how I hope she’s sent to Ravu in the tribal switchup! And Lisi! If the suggestions are correct, she gets sent to visit the Snakes. The bad thing is we have to wait an extra 6 days to see for sure!! I call cruel and unusual punishment!

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