Watching Survivor

-:07 - Seems that my East Coast stream is MIA today - if they pop up, I’ll get to recapping, otherwise the full recap will have to wait for my own time zone. Sorry ya’ll!

:00 AHA! Host is delayed and on his way home, however the show will begin as soon as he gets there! Stay tuned!

:17 Alrighty - here we go! Corinne is upset that her entire alliance is being voted out by Ken and Crystal, Randy is surprised he is still there, having thought he’d pissed enough people off to be going home.

Roll opening credits!

Day 28 and Sugar and Bob go off to talk, while Randy watches them go. They talk about Randy out - and Bob still thinks the idol is out there, and Sugar thinks it’s funny. Bob tells her how he waded around the pond twice and couldn’t find it - and that he made a fake one, that looks really good. He shows it to Sugar and she’s really impressed, and says it looks good - he wants to try and full someone. Sugar thinks it’s funny and maybe he’s an evil genius. Hee.

Corinne and Randy talk about how they think it’ll be Crystal, Susie, Kenny in final three, and Randy says that there’s still a whole lot of game left. Randy plans on being his same charming self. Corrinne says to keep away from the other side, Matty can be final three with them. Randy says they have to get someone, and it has to be Matty.

Tree Mail! Envelopes for everyone - Going going gone.. it’s Auction time! Corinne says nothing tastes better then 500k, except a million. She won’t throw it away.

Well hello Mr. Dimples! Bidding in 20 increments, no pooling money no sharing food. First item? Beer and peanuts. $180 to Randy! Sugar says she didn’t like beer, she just wanted to up the price. Ha.

Covered item… Randy/Kenny bid it up to $340 - a note. Send yourself or someone to exile island - and take their money. He sends Bob, and takes his $500. He tells us it’s because he doesn’t know Sugar has the idol and wants to look again. By Bob!

Next item: Covered. Sugar spends $340 on CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER! omg yum… everyone is ooohing and aaahing… cept Corinne who’s in pain. hah.

Next up a hot bath with everything to get clean - and clean set of their clothes! Susie for $340.

Next up - burger and fries, and everyone is bidding like crazy.. while SUsie bathes. Matty gets it for $400.

Everyone is laughing as Susie gets out of the bath already. Next item is covered. Kenny/Randy bid it up, Kenny gives it up, says he knows it’ something bad. $280 to randy. Speghetti, and wine.

Sealed bottle with a note - and huge advantage. Corrine says 500 - Kenny has enough to outbit it, and DOESN’T! What the hell? Stupid. Here’s how it works. The bottle has to remain sealed until the next Immunity Challenge.

First 20 bucks buys for the tribe - CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! awww. Sugar doesn’t want one, but everyone else takes one - and says she’ll give it to Matty, Randy won’t do that, gives it to Corinne instead. She renigs and takes a full one - Randys - and she gives it to Matty.

Survivor Auction is over. Randy says Sugar can kiss his ass if she thought he was bad before… He tips Jeff his last twenty, and they’re back to camp.

On the way back, Matty thanks Sugar for the cookie, and Randy says are you kidding? That wasn’t a gift from her. He tells us he left the auction half drunk, full and pissed off, he’s gonna burn the house down. Sugar says Oh my GOSH, ahve you ever seen someone so mad? I only took it because he didn’t want to give Sugar a cookie because she’s evil!

Matty asked if Randy is still bitter. Randy says that no one talks to him, he was treating loike a dog. Matty says he set himself up - drop the attitude. Corrine puts in a bid for Matty to join them, and Randy tells us Matty has two ways - original Fang, or go with him, Corrine, Bob and have a chance at winning.

Time to check in with Bob on exile island. He says he’s going to go for the clue again. The clue is one he’d already found, and he was a little depressed, but he’s gonna go on his own little Safari instead. He came to Africa to experience Survivor and learn about himself and how lucky he is. It’s a beautiful view at the top of the hill and he truely appreciates it.

Back camp, and Crystal and Kenny and Fang talk about gettin Randy out next. They have to keep the five strong and Matty says Randy made his own Coffin - but Bob should go next to get him out of the loop. Randy or Corrine won’t win any challenges. Sugar says that Matty is really playing and trying to take control, and he wants to hang on to Randy for some reason… does he figure that it’s smart to have an ass. Sugar says it sucks. Matty continues to push it. Bob, Randy, Corrine.

Randy peeks in, stares, and doesn’t say a word. Hah.

Day 30. Randy and Corrine talk, and Randy says that FYI, I’m crashing and burning today. He wants to get the worst person out, and they’re trying to blindside Susie, because they’re in the predicament they’re in because SUsie flipped, it’s part of the game but the hell with her…

Matty says that Randy has to go home now, and he’s going out with a bang. Randy’s being an ass, and cussing people out, and everyone is instantly on the same page. Crystal says he’s wreaking havoc on the Nobag Tribe, and it’s disrespectful - and Randy likes where he’s sitting, and Paranoia is setting in and there’s still an immunity challenge to play. He’s happy. Ha!

Immunity Challenge time!

Today’s challenge, race across a series of balance beams with a bag of puzzle blocks - the first two people to get 3 bags across the line move on. Final round, arrange the puzzle blocks along the multi-level plank to set it up as dominoes - avoiding trip wires.

Corrine bought an advangage - she moves directly into the final round! NICE! She’ll compete against the first 2 people that finish. Survivors ready? GO! Sugar has to go back =- Matty is racing crazy, Kenny right behind him, Bob falls and has to go back. matty finishes first, moves on, Sugar and Crystal fall, who gets it? KENNY!

It’s Kenny, Matty, Corrine in the final round! Survivors ready? GO. Corinne and Matty start at the front, Kenny starts fro the end… one wrong move on the trip ropes can knock it all down and make you start all over. Corrine takes her time, Matty seems to have an early lead, Kenny knocks everything over.. Everyone is still in it - Kenny gives it a shot… it doesn’t work! he has to rearrange - do not panic… Matty and Corinne looking good. Matty has placed all his… Kenny and MAtty both trying, as Corrine does too - this is it…who finishes first…. KENNY WINS IMMUNITY!!! WHOO!!

Back at Camp, there’s a lot of manuevering going on, and Bob and Sugar talk about playing Randy and giving him the fake idol - the best way to save himself is to convince Randy to use the idol. Corinne talks to Bob, and she tells him if he found it, give it to Randy.. Bob says yeah, and he’ll give it to Randy. They’ll vote for Susie.

Bob and Randy talk - Bob offers him the idol, and Randy says that he saw it, it was two feet away, he’s thrilled and thrilled that Bob will give it to them, and they’ll vote Susie, and Randy says if Bob makes it to the end, he has his vote. Randy says Bob did one of most selfless thing every, looks like an idol to him, and there will be surprised people…

Sugar and Bob high five - and Sugar promises the others it’s gonna be the funkiest night of their life. Just wait for it. Wait for it.

Tribal Council time!
(Oh mah gawd *L*)
Hi Marcus, Hi Charlie!

The auction - it ended on a happy note, but it didn’t go down smoothly. Sugar says that Randy offered the last cookie, and she wasn’t thinking it was his last cookie, just that they were for the tribe, and she gave it and it was bad. Randy says it wasn’t the LAST cookie, it was HIS cookie, and he could have stomped on them. Sugar says it’s freaking COOKIES… Susie says that you get to know people true colors and what they’re really like… she feels sorry for Randy, that he’s pretty sad. Randy says that’s like say how pathetic - he was sincere with the cookie, that’s why he went off today.

Corinne says she doesn’t know what strated it, but she hears shut the fuck up, aimed at susie and it was awkward. Crystal feels the tension ramping up - like the cookie situation that blew up, and in any other circumstance is hands down for a slap. If this is him? She’d never talk to him outside. If this is his game? That’s his game.

Bob - anyone brave enough to bring up the HII? He says that he made a point of not letting people know if he has it, it’s a game. Randy, how worried are you? Randy says he hasn’t been worried every time, but he’s worried tonight. 30 days is a good run. He says no, he won’t be ok with leaving, he wants to stay. Sugar just smiles. Kenny keeps his necklace, and it’s time to vote. (OMG Sugar makes me laugh!)

Crystal says her comments loud enough that everyone hears it. Sugar is laughing into her hand, Randy arches a brow, Crystal smirks. Sugar is still giggling. Oh this is good.

Randy plays the fake idol! Jeff explains the rules, and everyone’s faces are PRICELESS as he says “This is…. NOT the HII.”

The vote: Randy, Randy, Susie, Susie, Susie, Randy, Randy, Randy is the 11th person and the 3rd jury member. Sugar is still giggling.

Randy leaves without a word - as Charlie and Marcus are laughing into their hands. Jeff says this game is coming down to one thing- Trust. Can’t wait to see how it plays out.

(THAT WAS AWESOME.)

Next time on Survivor: Bob tells Corrine that when they threw the idol into the ocean, he actually had it in his pocket, hid it around camp, and told him where it was…. DUNDUNDUN….